- Among other things in Australia which can kill you, add water buffalos [Obvious]
- Oregon wildfire half the size of Rhode Island? I get that reference - Steve Rogers and Farkers everywhere [Obvious]
- Car crashes into funeral home, adding one more stiff [Sad]
- Man who didn't see well was looking for phone, will be OK. Didn't kick the bucket [Amusing]
- Purple fentanyl smugglers is not the new replacement for monkey dishwashers [Strange]